A smurf cooler is enacted when sexual activity leads to arousal of a male, but is discontinued resulting in a lack of orgasm and ejaculation.
"My boo was giving me the best blowjob when she got distracted by Keeping Up With the Kardashians and stopped. I felt like my balls were put in a smurf cooler."
by Jezebel72 July 18, 2013
The act, intentionally or not, of withholding sexual release and causing sexual frustration and/or the condition known as "blue balls."
"When she put us on a break for a month to figure things out it meant no sex. It was like my balls were put in a smurf cooler."
"Girl stated going down on me but then she got bored and put me in the smurf cooler."
"Girl stated going down on me but then she got bored and put me in the smurf cooler."
by bearhotep July 18, 2013
ˈko͞olərkro͞o
NOUN
1. A group of people who work closely together to search and hunt for the St. Paul Minnesota Pioneer Press Treasure Medallion. Sounded by controversy for decades, this group or crew is known for its continued success, questionable operation, and links to cheating.
NOUN
1. A group of people who work closely together to search and hunt for the St. Paul Minnesota Pioneer Press Treasure Medallion. Sounded by controversy for decades, this group or crew is known for its continued success, questionable operation, and links to cheating.
by CoolerCrewLady January 30, 2018
by Josh Ginoza January 5, 2009
person one: I'm a gacha cooler
person 2: *runs 100 miles away because they are gacha heaters and don't want holy water sprayed on them*
person 2: *runs 100 miles away because they are gacha heaters and don't want holy water sprayed on them*
by black rose gacha July 16, 2021
A descriptive term used to described and overly eager person to hit a pipe regardless of it's content.
by LauraKroft January 23, 2020
Using a fan to cool your alcoholic beverage, when you are too much of a ghetto-ass nigger to afford a real cooler.
by Niggabomb February 13, 2010