Cooked

A Synonym for Strange, Odd, Weird, Obscure etc

'Dude, i saw the most cooked thing over the weekend.'
'Those shoes look cooked'
'That is the most cooked idea I've heard all year'

by Chemical Lobotomy September 21, 2017

Cooked

When shits fucked or you have lost the plot.

You're cooked, Lucas Cooked.

by asfdsdfa September 3, 2020

Cooked

Cooked; Adjective: A word used to describe severe, ruthless or excessive punishment; Or
it can also be used to describe an individual who is suffering greatly while exercising.

Sam: "Did you see how ISIS cut those peoples' heads off?!"
Buck: "Yea they're Savages. I'm telling you they're gonna get cooked by God when they get to Hell."
Exercise Example:
Sam: "Dude, Jeremy got cooked when we were running up that hill."
Buck: "Yeah cuz that hill is Jerry Rice status. "

by cortez7 October 13, 2016

cooking

the act of masturbation.

dude, I'm cooking a four course dinner with sue tonight.

by therocketlaunchers. August 18, 2008

Cooking

Blowing a guy; preforming oral sex on a guy

Everyone know they were cooking in the steam room.

by Agrandy May 12, 2010

Cooked

To get slapped REALLY hard.

Or you can cook someone else

Did you see sally? She got cooked

by Chacoroniandmeese February 21, 2019

cook

to steal something

"hey man can you cook this for me? it's too sus"

by stealurgirl69 October 20, 2019