Republican Convention

When a pornstar receives quadruple anal.

Why do they call it a Republican Convention? Because there are way too many dicks in one place.

Republican Convention by Mare Dejiz August 19, 2019

Vodka Convention 

A group of rules used by friends when drinking. The rules should be written and signed by all members prior to drinking. The format should follow the Geniva Convention.

1.That basturd just passed up a free drink! That is a clear violation of our Vodka Convention. This Violation must be delt with swiftly.

2.Did he just kiss a ugly chick at the bar? That is definatly a violation of our Vodka Convention.

Vodka Convention by Steve Harmon August 9, 2006

Asshole Convention 

A loose conglomeration of people, in an office, in a mall, or while in traffic conditions, most anyplace, who’s collective mass consciousness seems to be driven down or dumbed down to dangerously low levels via being dazed out, or via distraction or selfishness, ranging from rude behavior, to downright dangerous behavior.

I can’t talk to you now, gotta pay more attention, the way all these people on this road are driving, it’s a real Asshole Convention out here.

Asshole Convention by The Trance--Master August 1, 2011

comic convention 

Where all the nerds hang out. Showcases video games, comics, manga, television.
And Star Trek

1) Im off to comicon in the scotty costume i knitted!

Im off to comic convention in the scotty costume i knitted!

comic convention by DaCakeMan September 15, 2013

Cuntnugget convention 

A group of people that outweighs a cluster fuck or any other definition

Work is a cuntnugget convention, no one knows what the fuck they are doing or cares.

Cuntnugget convention by Cuntnugget convention employee September 15, 2020

mashed potato convention 

Telling some one about a mashed potato convention Will instantly make them think "Who the fuck would take the time to set up a mashed potato convention". Then upon Explaining it to them will increasingly want to go. The need to go will become so strong that when they figure out there is no mashed potato convention they are very depressed.

you: Hey have you heard about the Mashed potato convention coming up?

Friend: No theres no such thing as a mashed potato convention.

You: yeh there is theres over 89 mash potato flavors plus a king of the potato contest were you get to try all the mashed potato.

Friend: Really that sounds so fucking dumb but i really want to go to this were is it?

You theres no mashed potato convention you retard.

mashed potato convention by Jason Rodd May 5, 2011

sweating like the only hooker at a Shriners convention 

To be perspiring profusely

Man, it's hot in here; I'm sweating like the only hooker at a Shriners convention

sweating like the only hooker at a Shriners convention by Woody Thomas July 25, 2008