Dick measuring contest

When a group of egotistical men get together

Today’s meeting turned into a dick measuring contest

by Mistressbaby November 5, 2021

boob contact

The substitute for eye contact when a man is talking to a woman with big breasts.Though he may try to make eye contact, it's often unavoidable to sneak a peek.

Jen: Hey Mike
*Mike makes boob contact*
Mike: oh.. Hey Jen. What's up?
Jen: My eyes, for one thing, you perv.
Mike: Sorry, it's like hypnosis

by freakingname July 14, 2007

sensual eye contact

the act of engaging in intercourse thorough the actions of suggestive stares

oh man dude i gave your sister sensual eye contact and she loved it!

by GordoOoOoOoOoOoO August 27, 2006

backspace contest

When to people are typing in a chat at the same time, and both backspace immediately once they see the other person is typing. The person to backspace the slowest (the chat message says they are still typing) is usually the one forced to send the next message.

Jake_H: Hey Jane I just wanted to say I liked spending time with you a lot last night and that naught stuff was great.

Jane103: I really like you too, we should get together soon cause our last hook up was so much fun, however it was kind of weird...

(Both are typing) Both backspace contest immediately to see what the other one has to say.

by Kurt the flirt February 17, 2012

fucktard contest

An alternative, and very cynical, name for election day.

I'm going down to the polls on Tuesday to vote in the fucktard contest.

by Led Zeppole November 8, 2003

The excrement made physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device

The origin of "The shit hit the fan".

Man, when the excrement makes physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device, I'm hittin' the road.

by Mouse October 1, 2004

Connecticut Gas Job

When a man is getting a rimjob and farts in the girls face.

Yo, i gave that bitch a connecticut gas job last night.

by joe dicenson February 5, 2010