Consuming The Media

A term used in conversation when making the implication of the viewing of pornography/naughty material, as well as doing acts such as: jerking the gherkin, beating the bishop, seasoning the sausage, choking the chicken, and of course my personal favourite; "Giving the 8-year-old in my basement a short break".

Guy: "Hey did you consume that media last night?"
Media Consumer: "Yeah bro! I went downtown on that media"

Guy: "So how do you relax or deal with anxiety?"
Media Consumer: "I consume the media, obviously! Duh!"

Guy: "What were you doing over the weekend?"
Media Consumer: "Yeah mate, I was just consuming the media if I'm honest"

by BarryBigBollocks92 October 2, 2018

concising

The act of reducing the number of words or items in a document.

What are you up to? I am concising my test plan right now. There are far too many cases right now.

by didge1024 December 9, 2007

Consuming Fuck

when you find a really freakin small person and a woman with a massive vigini hole and as they are having INTERCOURSE the small person gets stuck and consumed by the beastly vagina.

Woman: Yeah fuck me

Man: OMG were having a Consuming Fuck

Woman: Excelllent!!!!......Get inside of me......Really get inside of me

by the guy who fucks dogs March 13, 2010

confusing

Etymology: there was a Latin man who was nick named confusus
1: Nick

Nick ignored her which was a very confusing thing to do.

by blonde satan October 31, 2004

cohousing

Form of multi-family housing focused on community, sustainability, and growing and aging well. Most are owner-built and include common spaces intended to be used on a day-to-day basis.

There are 115 cohousing communities in 23 states in the US and many in other countries - the concept was brought to the US in the late 80s from Denmark. I live at Songaia Cohousing, a cohouding communiting of 35 people living on 11 acres in 15 homes near Seattle. Lots of info is available on the web.

by IntentionalCR March 6, 2009

conseshing

Conseshing is the Contining or the continuance of smoking weed or drinking for an extended period of time.

Hey man I'm just going to Consesh a couple green bowls
Hey I'll be inside after I'm done Conseshing these shots

by Sapanoid January 27, 2017

confuding

When your brain be so confused you can't think straight to even remember your own name, who you are as a person, or your time period.

Matt: Dude, Inception was so confuding I thought I drove a carriage here and best friend was named Winston when I walked out of the theater.
Winston: 'Tis jolly. Let's go ride home

by GooeyGrownMan June 6, 2023