Cat consumer

A cat consumer is a person who despite having a multitude of choices cannot make up their mind. It can relate to an abundance of clothes / food etc.
Opposite to dog consumer

A: What should I wear to the party? I have nothing fancy enough!
B: You're such a cat consumer! You have at least three dresses that match the occasion!

by EVcrazy December 18, 2019

Dog consumer

A dog consumer is a person who will accept anything they're offered. They are easy-going, adaptable people.
As opposed to cat consumer

A: Do you want white, red, prosecco?
B: I'm a dog consumer, just pick something and I'll have it!

by EVcrazy December 18, 2019

Consumer

A move where a male ejaculates into a female's navel and proceeds to lick out his own jizz.

He gives a simply erotic consumer!

by KJ April 8, 2004

porn consumer

one(he/she) who consumes alot of porn by putting it on an storage device or just by looking at it

Erik: hey did you hear about that girl in the school computer lab?

Sandro: You mean that lonley girl who get porn of the web everyday?

Erik: Yeah! she is such a porn consumer!

by Fluorescent523 September 18, 2008

Anti-consumerism

The action that businesses usually perform when greed takes over. Generally, they release products with the interest of themselves: the producers, rather than the interest of buyers: the consumers. This includes selling/reselling things at prices higher than their normal rates and previous rates, making items a limited quantity to increase the demand, and presenting, or adding unnecessary adjustments in order to boost advertisement.

"Nintendo's Loftwing Amiibo is one of the most Anti-Consumerism moves the company made. They proved that they only cared about puncturing a hole in your pocket."

by GendleFendle6635 July 17, 2021

Boomer Consumer

The proper way to say the corona virus.

Ha that's killing only boomers. It's a boomer consumer.

by Helpmydyingsoul March 23, 2020

Earwax Consumer

A nasty head-ass nigga who eats fucking earwax because they don't give a fuck about life anymore

Yaphet: "Help me, I'm an earwax consumer, it's true"
Priest Dave (the slave): "I pray for your soul"

by SexyAnimeGirlAnalPenetration69 January 18, 2020