bandwidth-constipation

a disease that has historically plagued many ISPs but is now mostly in history books

Before google fiber (medicine) was launched, most ISPs suffered from a bad case of bandwidth-constipation.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 21, 2020

Corporate Constipation

The general inability to produce any final outcomes or progress within a corporate environment. Due primarily to ineptitude in management and policies that prevent the full release of employee performance and potential.

I need a new job. It's the same old corporate constipation. I'm getting no where here.

by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015

mental constipation

A synonym for writer's block, only more extreme. Where one cannot think properly due to many things: insomnia, nightmares, under-disgested hummus, brain farting and many more serious reasons such as amnesia.

Person 1: What's 2+2?
Person 2: Uhh...34?
Person 1: ...what?
Person 2: Sorry, I'm suffering from mental constipation

by alstarryn January 05, 2009

Constipated fart

The inability to successfully produce an effortless secretion of intestinal gas through the anus.

Warning** -The deliberate forcing of said constipated fart can result in undesirable faecal matter

I didn't know if I had a constipated fart or not, so I sat on the toilet and pushed,but nothing came out; not even a wisp of air. Therefore, I pushed with even greater force until a sudden release of unpleasant gas was excreted.

by Alekatie June 25, 2010

Worker's Constipation

What the term, "Worker's Compensation" is to Butt-Head on the Beavis and Butt-Head episode, "Work is Death".

{Burger World Manager}: Be careful in the kitchen, Burger world can not afford to pay out any more Worker's Compensation.

Butthead: Uhhh, Worker's Constipation?

Beavis: Yeah, yeah, I get that all the time at work when I can't take a poop.

by Telephony July 20, 2020

Task Constipation

Refering to a task or work load so large that all production comes to a stop.

This project is so immense that everyone is suffering from Task Constipation.

by Armyman1976 May 02, 2011

Constipated Network

A computer network that is so congested or overloaded that data transfers at extremely slow speeds.

I can't even open facebook, we must be suffering from a constipated network.

by Just_D_in_aus August 18, 2009