Constantine

1. (n) A huge jacked scary sweeet man. His biceps are like the size of my legs.

2. (n) a new type of steroid

3. (v) to make huge

4. (n) type of muscle found in the inner ass.

That dude got on roids and was constantined in no time

by Lutho March 31, 2009

Coinstapated

The state of a vending machine or other coin operated apparatus that is unable to accept change because some the coin slot has coins or other debris blocking in it.

I was gonna get a coke, but the machine is coinstapated.

by TeejMonster July 2, 2011

Constact

A portmanteau word being a blend of "constant" and "contact". Coined during the Covid-19 pandemic of 2020, when many employees were suddenly forced to work remotely; yet retain instantaneous communication with their co-workers.

Despite me now being able to work in my underwear, I was forced to keep in constact with the office.

by Office Skivvy April 14, 2020

the constantine

A sex position in white you lay in the shape of a cross and your partner shuts on your chest yelling religious verses for John 3:11

Person 1: hey I asked my girl to do the Constantine with me but she said no
Person 2:yeah I did it last night. It was fun but it totally ruined the sheets

by The author of dirty September 7, 2016

Constantipation

Stuck or highly irregular all the time, an increasing problem with age. Having movement on action items fewer than three times per week... B.S. excuses are usually hard, dry, painful, small in size, and difficult to eliminate.

Some people find Constantipation painful and often experience straining, bloating, and the sensation of a full bowel. Fortunately, it is a symypton (often resulting from interactions with a Zalco), not a disease.

by Robert MP September 5, 2008

constant

A fixed value. In Algebra, a constant is a number on its own, or sometimes a letter such as a, b or c to stand for a fixed number. Example: in "x + 5 = 9", 5 and 9 are constants. If it is not a constant it is called a variable.

a constant is a letter in a math problem

by Game mode 0 December 22, 2016

constantine maroulis

The hottest guy in the world, very talented singer on American Idol.

Constantine is a sexy beast!

by whatever April 20, 2005