Conquesting It

A sexual act in which one man gets on top of the other, the older man preferably on top (typically a large age gap) and whispers, “I’m so lonely.” After this, he begins to “Conquest” the individual on the bottom. This is listed in the Urban dictionary as “the act of giving into intercourse after being harried it under duress but not by brute force” (Richard Black), however brute force may be applied when Conquesting It, until the submissive man is standing ready for the dominant man’s arrival, like a worm. This is typically also done for Viltrum.

Luke thought he was better than me since his competitive Jerkmate tier is higher, so I proved him wrong by aggressively Conquesting It.

by The Muntologist July 8, 2025

Coochie Conquerer

Someone who slays mad poon. While being a gentleman, he is smooth as fuck and gets hella pussy.

Pete is such a Coochie Conquerer, I need to take notes ASAP rocky.

by pus c getr 69 February 25, 2019

Sven the “Footlong” Conquerer

1) A foolish teenager who roams around Disney wearing a plastic Viking helmet while eating footlong hotdogs.

2) A fierce and ruthless Viking warrior that travels to foreign lands, conquering anyone in his path. Nicknamed for his footlong horse cock.

1)

Son: “Mom who’s that guy on the Dumbo ride?”
Mom: “That’s Sven the “Footlong” Conquerer, hold my hand and don’t make eye contact with him”

2)
Peasant Guy: “The village was raided last night, everyone’s dead or enslaved, and every house has been looted!!!”
Peasant Girl: “That was just Sven the “Footlong” Conquerer, and he conquered me good” *wink*

by Carbohan March 3, 2019

Rule of Conquest

rejecting the advances and or not advancing on a love interest when previously entertained by a close friend

"yo has Gwendola been talking to you?"
"yeah dude, rule of conquest"

"never doubted you DeSean"

by Goblox May 4, 2021