Conflicting Sportswear

The act of wearing two different sports brands as part of the same outfit.

Conflicting Sportswear is like wearing Adidas Bottoms and a Ralf Aramani tshirt

by Bobby Sheffield May 30, 2013

conflict of interest

An unfair-to-the-customer motivation that money-hungry banks have to maintain someone's having to make payments on a loan for as long as possible.

I borrowed a thousand dollars from a local credit-union so that I could pay some local tradespeople to perform much-needed repairs on my home and vehicle. But then as it turned out, these "over-booked with repair-jobs" folks were not able to get to my repairs as soon as they'd expected, and so I didn't need the loaned money nearly so soon as I'd thought I would; I realized that I'd likely be able to pay the carpenters and mechanics "on my own" just with extra-frugality-saved funds over the next few months. So I merely returned the thousand dollars to the credit union within just two or three months after I'd taken out the loan; the clerk seemed none to pleased, since they'd only made about 22 bucks extra in the deal, instead of maybe close to a hundred if I'd taken a year to pay it all back, the way they had expected me to. Guess there was a little conflict of interest there.

by QuacksO November 24, 2019

Crucial conflict

Something that looks like fun or beneficial at first but interferes with other more important matters in the future.

Having sex with your friends girlfriend is definitely a crucial conflict.

Having sex with someone who has an STD , is also a crucial conflict

by Black wisdom November 12, 2017

conflicteering

Various tactics often used in a protection racket, by legal pros, corporate risk management, and the intelligence community, which are intended to draw enemy targets in to conflict generally, including (especially) conflicting interests.

I'll hire a prostitute to seduce a married target or his spouse, conflicteering him into a fight with his neighbors boss or land lord.

by sage wind October 28, 2021

Conflict Swine

Warthogs lathered in their trackers
Dust like stitches at gang classes
Civil line's that plan deception
Tracker of Fed's Instruction

In the phones, the branches burning
As the Gold sunshine keeps learning
Deaf and flametred to pigkind
Foiling their tarnished fines
Hey, bored hoe!

Crawlitician bide themselves a day
They only carted the M
Why should the gas out to light?
They heave that coal to the core, hey!

Mime's still sell on their traffic lines
Waking Dr. lust for mon
Creepy steeple dust like dawns in stress
Fate spill their grudement way sums,
Hey!

Bow in business, girl crops yearning
Stashes where there lobbies lureing
One more law, swines make the bomer
Band of Doom has fuck'd the power
Bay of Grudgement, gun is walling

Know their knees, the law swines brawling
Rigging jury for their kin
Baught you rotting, threads war tangs
Hey, bored hoe!

Translation of War pigs by black sabbath, to the way pigs are in maine.

Conflict swine, just a bunch of arguement poison.

by MineOwedWu's July 2, 2021

African conflict

An African conflict is when six people are in an orgy and one of them starts licking everybody's toes one by one calling them pig holes

Did you just start an African conflict I love you boi in the hood

by Ilikeasslickers August 5, 2017

login conflict

when you are on one account on one device and someone else logs into your account on a whole different device, causing you to get logged out.

Me: bro why does it say "login conflict" on my screen?
My friend: Someone got into your account from somewhere else.
Me: uh oh.

by ello there =) January 10, 2024