concrete

noun.
1) the only thing that can teach one how to skate.

2) that which a skateboarder wakes up and smells.

1) i can't teach you to skate, only the concrete can teach you to skate.

2) hey, wake up and smell the concrete!

by carjack February 11, 2006

concrete

the most fucking comfortable place to sleep when your drunk as shit

fuck tempur-pedic im gonna go crash on the concrete sidewalk

by supdude54 May 25, 2008

Concrete Chicken

The act of penetrating another's anus, while proceeding to pour a liquid concrete mixture inside of said anus, letting it dry, and attempting to pull out.

That concrete chicken really left me shitting bricks.

by TiggerNitties40 April 17, 2018

Concrete Slappers

A pair of large, flat, durable feet, ideal for walking barefoot on concrete, making a slapping noise.

I used to think Gary was a fuckin' idiot walkin' barefoot, you know, like he wanted to get tetanus or something, but I saw his feet, and he's got some concrete slappers.

by human fucking garbage October 22, 2022

concrete

a super thick ice cream product, actually frozen custard. The original and world's best can be found at Ted Drewe's Frozen Custard in south St. Louis. You can stick a spoon it it and turn it upside down and the spoon stays stuck in the custard.

I waited in line half an hour at Ted Drewe's to get a chocolate concrete.

by Woody Thomas January 8, 2006

concrete princess

1. an overly lifted four wheel drive truck that does not, has not or is incapable of going offroad
2. the driver of the aforementioned truck

1. Hey check out that 14" lift on on that F-250, what a concrete princess!
2. Hey check out that concrete princess driving that F-250 with 14" of lift!

by jkdizzle December 9, 2007

Concrete Cowboy

A person who thinks there a cowboy but would be scared to get dirt on there hands normally lives in large towns or city’s

That John is a real concrete cowboy, would be scared of a little dust and dirt

by Carbsboii May 23, 2018