constipated

This term refers to the phrase "this shits", which means something bad. Obviously, the opposite of shitting would be constipation, thus, if something is good, it is constipated.

This song is really constipated.

by John Jacob Jingleheimer Shmidt October 26, 2007

constipated

something is real hard cant do because somyhing is in the way

mike cant skateboard because its constipated
(twigs an rocks are in the way)

by little drummer boy May 13, 2005

Constipated

When there is a huge log stuck in your butt hole, that you cannot remove no matter how hard you try. This is often caused by not consuming the seed full objects. This also may be a sign that you have Ebola.

*on the toilet calling friend* dude why is you so grumpy.

Cause I'm constipated

by etwizzle July 31, 2015

constimated

being constipated and mating at the same time- ouch,

friend 1: oh, what did you do last night?
friend 2: i constimated all night.

by yeeyeeyeeyeeyee June 24, 2008

cockstipated

whenever you have cock shoved so far up your ass that you have to poop rendering your shit button useless.

doug: "pull it out steve because im getting cockstipated!"

by 6THREE!8 July 3, 2010

CUMSTIPATED

A MORE SCIENTIFIC APPROACH TO BLUE BALLS

DAMNED DUDE, BITCH KEEPS GETTING ME CUMSTIPATED

by MAX FOOL March 25, 2011

Constipated

Being really, really, really stupid or looking very silly.

Gawd, she's so constipated. Just look at the way she dresses and how she thinks that taxes are a medicine.

by Ren February 4, 2005