Go compost yourself

Ultimate eco-nerd insult, invented by lifeguards in Pittsburgh. Your not worth trash, or recycling, you need to decompose and come back as a plant.

“Jared, you forgot to bring the kombucha! Go compost yourself”

by plantlord69 May 26, 2019

compooping

The act of using a laptop computer while simultaneously using the toilet.

While compooping, I drafted my fantasy baseball team.

by AJC3 April 8, 2006

Composite Truncheon

A truncheon made from a composite materials or an erection.
Wood is a composite material.

I said to the girl in the bar the other night, have you seen my composite truncheon? She looked at me, and I said cos I've got wood!

I swear that smokin chick was checking out my composite truncheon!

by Svenagain March 6, 2010

non compos mentis

Of latin origin literally meaning:
Not having control of ones mind, or being totally unique and the sort of person who makes you laugh

"Oh my god, he is suffering from non compos mentis but still kinda hot in an unstable way"

by Beefa August 3, 2007

composer

One who creates music.

Mozart's most brilliant and solid glory is founded upon his talents as a composer.

by Bobby De Niro August 4, 2004

Compobeg

Someone who begs compensation. Always looking around for ways to claim from someone's insurance (including their own) or from the state. Eg. purposely tripping on a raised pavement.

Just saw a guy deliberately crash his car into a wall and was straight onto the phone to his insurance to claim. That Billig Dag is such a compobeg.

by BilligDagMeow February 22, 2011

compound hangover

A compound hangover occurs when a person gets drunk one night, then gets drunk all over again the next day thereby bypassing the first hangover. What occurs on the third day is a compound hangover.

Get hammered Friday night. Drink early and often all day and night on Saturday. Experience compound hangover, much worse than a normal hangover, on Sunday.

by Macadog October 27, 2013