top commenter

A person who seems to stalk you on the world wide web, always first to comment/reply to any status update, tweet, blog posted by you. Family would assume you are the closest of friends, but in actuality you barely know this person. Band members or other public figures are frequent prey to this kind of predator.

In some cases, when your social life has become breached and a parent has become your facebook friend; this person is almost always said parent, which tends to discourage you from posting all together.

"I am being punished so hard right now by my top commenter on facebook. This 40 year old lady I met once in Utah has an off-the-wall "See More" comment for everything I post, she's a total status killer!"

See also: Status Killer, Punisher, "See More"

Alternate Example: "Oh man, I had the craziest night last night. I wanted to post a pic but "top commenter" would be all over it, I can't let him/her in like that..."

by thefoldrock June 1, 2011

impulsive commenter

Somebody that comments on facebook very quickly and always has to have the last word.

Megan Hartman is an impulsive commenter

by teejk000 December 30, 2010

Go Mobile Commerce

Allows your drunk taxi friend to take payment for services via your credit card. Before he drops you off, he'll know whether your credit card is good or not.

Frank picked Jon up from Bumpys and took him home. Jon flashed his credit card, but Frank had no idea whether the card was good. Therefore, he go mobile commerce'd it up and took payment before Jon went inside. The card was good and Frank was happy. Both Frank and Jon slept well at night.

by Big H-Bomb December 31, 2011

personal employee files found in dumpster behind shuttered Commerce

Piles of personal employee files found in dumpster behind shuttered Commerce Township business after eviction

Piles of personal employee files found in dumpster behind shuttered Commerce Township business after eviction

by anonymous March 9, 2021

Cloud Commerce

"Cloud Commerce" is a term trademarked by Savtira to describe its synergistic approach of combining eCommerce with Cloud Computing while leveraging sophisticated online networks for the distribution of physical and digital goods. Cloud Commerce revolutionizes the sale and distribution of digital goods by creating a virtual cloud environment for the storage and utilization of all digital media, including video games, software, eBooks, music, movies, radio, and TV shows. Cloud Commerce also enhances the online checkout process for digital and physical products by creating one unified shopping cart for all goods.

1. Antiquated eCommerce and digital media platforms offered by companies like Digital River, Amazon, Shopify, eBay, Apple, Gamestreamer, Gamespot, OnLive, and Netflix will soon be replaced by the cutting edge Cloud Commerce platform developed by Savtira.

2. Savtira's Cloud Commerce digital catalog has as much digital content as Apple's iTunes and as much physical content as Walmart.com's eStore.

by slaintedan July 12, 2011

commencement depression

The feeling of emptiness and mourning following the end of something one enjoyed and invested themselves in such as a vacation, TV show, visit, etc.

"Gossip girl just ended and I have commencement depression... I miss Chuck Bass!"

by tasiadoll March 20, 2017

Commerce 240

1. Basic Finance Class, bond valuation, Gordon Dividend growth model, Beta as an almighty causal relationship.

2. Slang for mentally infirm, Retard.

1. Man, how did I fail that exam? I was so Commerce 240 today.
2. That guy is so COM240; net present value should be smaller than the sum of the future values. (If the discount rate is positive)

by Linda Welling March 14, 2010