Clit Commander

A title given to only the highest vaginal oral stimulaters in the world. Original proclaimed by Jason Mews(Jay & Silent Bob...Snoogans), this title is only for those who are experts in giving a woman ultimate oral pleasure and satisfaction....Snoochie Boochies?

The Clit Commaders Creed: "I am the Master of the Clit. You see this fuckin' face? When you see this fuckin' face you know that I rule that shit. I make that shit work. No one rules the clit like me...Not this little fuck, None of you little fucks...I am the CLIT COMMANDER!"

by symbiote October 13, 2006

clit commander

what Jayson Mews in Jay in Silent Bob proclaims himself to be.

I am the Clit Commander. No one rules the clit like me; not this fuck, none of you little fucks out there. I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER! When it comes down to takin' care of business, here's what I do. I grab it...then I put on my nose like this...and im like, "OH youz little fuck..."

by porneggs May 31, 2006

Commander

The lucky bastard who will be trying to pickup the hottest girl in a group. Always accompanied by a wingman or two who are designated to engage the hot chick's ugly/bitchy/annoying friend(s).

He saw the brunette first, so Clark's gonna be commander tonight.

by Omni November 14, 2003

Commander

someone who dictates among the rest, even tho they are all equal.

so i was with the commander, and once she didn't want to go out...no one did.

by Riley Fresh March 10, 2009

Clit Commander

One who is a commander of a clit through sexual pleasure and/or stimulation of the clit

mike cannot compare to the Clit commanding power of Garrett

by Garrett bitch &co. October 5, 2003

commander doge

an illegal that can't even jump over a wall and no tiene un pito (doesn't have a dick)

Look at that commander doge over there, what a faggot.

by smartblackboy March 19, 2019

commander vook

The type of person who has an authoritarian presence, although they may not be often aware of this. Commander Vooks are sometime viewed as scary and cryptic, and not just to their friends. Commander Vooks are seen as cynical and at times, creepily terrifying. Despite all of this, they are renowned for having a strong affinity towards Germany, both past and future. Beware, Commander Vooks are always watching their peers, even if they are not aware....

“I was at the store today, but this guy I saw was real creepy, almost like a Commander Vook...”

by Omega Team June 3, 2020