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Dylan Conwell

The Dylan i know is tall funny ...gay and is the sweatiest guy you will ever meet when every you meet a Dylan and become friends with them you better hold them close because when you lose friendship with them they will leave you forever.
"oh hey that Dylan Conwell He's really funny... but watch out he'll kill you"
by Gay :3 August 1, 2019
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Simon Cowell

Quite possibly the most cruel person in the world right after Adolf Hitler. Also the only honest judge on the show American Idol. Maybe too honest.
Jon: Did you hear about what Simon Cowell did on American Idol?

Tom: Yes, I heard he ate a puppy!
by tha wun hoo kann splell February 9, 2007
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Coltella

An Italian scrawny white kid that thinks he's from black origin. Hobbies include sitting in front of a computer masturbating over gay porn and touching himself in public.
by mum got the word August 7, 2009
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Cowelling

When the outline of a Gentleman's Junk can be seen through his trousers, almost vacuum packed.

Cowelling usually occurs when one undertakes the style of trouser wearing pioneered by pop-presario Simon Cowell.
His spandex trousers were unreal, the cowelling really frighted the ladies off.
by ITsMe_yawD December 7, 2010
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cowellcrap

Any television programme which is devised by, produced, directed or involving Simon Cowell.
Oh No, not another load of cowellcrap!
by The dormouse April 30, 2015
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Conwell

Conwells are not trustworthy. Never date a person named conwell from their last name. They will maybe try to ddoss you. or end your community
Im demoted so now im a salty conwell
by TheFurryKing September 13, 2017
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Corwell

The most triggering English teacher you will ever experience
Student: Here's my essay
Corwell: WHY THE HELL IS "BUT" AT THE START OF A SENTENCE YOU SPASTIC MIDGET
by mynameio March 17, 2020
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