Columbus, Ohio

A "Swiss cheese city" riddled with countless suburbs.

Ex 1:
Person 1: "I heard you are from Columbus, Ohio."
Person 2: "Well, technically I'm from Bexley, it is located right in the middle of Columbus, but is its own city.

Ex 2:
Person 1: "Yeah, I live in Columbus, Ohio"
Person 2: "Columbus Columbus, or some suburb of Columbus?"

by Hug13ful September 26, 2018

columbine

what happens when assholes treat people like shit. sadly enough the world hasn't learned a damn thing from this and most likely never will.

columbine was the result of two kids who were reduced to nothing on a daily basis.

by john gallione February 19, 2007

Columbaloo

The Theretical Super-Suberb of St. Louis, MO that would occur if the housing market had not died and Columbia and Waterloo Illinois had grown togeter

In 2012 Columbia and Waterloo will coalesce in to Columbaloo, Devour Dupo, and subsequently die of food poisoning

by Redhawk23 December 17, 2008

columbia housed

An act or procedure intended to achieve a particular end using deceptive practices such as free samples or free promotions.

Bryan got columbia housed and now has a girlfriend.

Im going to read the fine print so that I don't get columbia housed.

by bllforchforpresident February 27, 2009

Columbian snowblower

When your place cocaine on your partners asshole and they fart the pile into your face

I hung out with Ashley last night and she gave me a Columbian snowblower.

by LittleDbigBs March 31, 2023

clumkt

An individual that unwittingly has sexual relations with a sibling.

Can't believe Dan pulled a clumkt last week at the party. Who knew he had a half-brother from Ecuador.

by Flatulent Mascot August 16, 2021

Knights of Columbus

A Catholic service fraternity for Catholic men aged 18 and up. Started by the Venerable Father Micheal J McGivney in New Haven Connecticut, the Knights of Columbus is a service organization which Catholic men participate to support the Roman Catholic Church and people in need of service. Often called "the strong Right arm of the Church", knights work in humble service for Christ's Church on earth.

See those guys at the front of the march for life? They're Knights of Columbus.

by Cup0Joe March 11, 2013