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Colineedshelp 

A website created in 2015 which got removed after a fight in an IT classroom in Malta. However it also refers to coli needing help.
Person 1: Colineedshelp

Person 2: yeah true, he does

Colonel Mustard 

This is definitely not a good shit, this is one of those shits where you start to cramp, sweat, and have to grab both ankles to push that hoe out.
Man my toilets about fed up with this colonel Mustard I dropped
Colonel Mustard by OneTimeBusted January 5, 2023

Big Colonel 

A reference to the sign at the KFC fast food restaurant.
Oi mate meet me at the Big Colonel to Square Up.
Big Colonel by BeanPlays January 31, 2017

Urinal Colonel 

A man who starts urinating in the middle urinals instead of spacing out in a men’s bathroom.
There were 3 urinals in the bathroom and this damn Urinal Colonel was using middle one.

Reverse Colonel 

The act of placing an empty KFC bucket on your partners head lubing them up with the grease from the bucket and viciously sexing them feom behind like a chicken with it’s head cut off. Then just as you cum screaming “that was finger lickin’ good”
Johnboy hit me with the reverse colonel again last night. I herbed AND spiced

polishing the colonel 

Hey dude, why didn't you answer the phone? I was really busy. Just picked up something to eat and was watching some porn and polishing the Colonel.
polishing the colonel by Billstar55 February 16, 2014