match collector

someone who collects dating app matches for the sake of boosting their ego

Me: I matched with ihateblonde but she'd rather promote her instagram than go on a date.
You: she is obviously a match collector

by bladewarrior69 April 30, 2016

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antique collector

Any young man who likes to actively date OLDER women.

Mark is 23 and dating Lisa who is 49. Mark is a freaking "antique collector".

by Titus F5 June 24, 2016

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nectar collector

A glass or metal and silicone pipe used to smoke dabs by being heated with a lighter or torch. Once heated it is put over the wax and you suck out the other end like a straw and it is vaporized.

whos got the nectar collector i got 3g of wax

by stonedtothebone420 January 17, 2019

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Collectomaniac

Person so obsessed with collectibles and antiques and the like that they really should just find a way to make it a business because it's taking all their time and energy anyway.

Christopher'd better just open a shop - he's such a collectomaniac that his wife can't even move in their house!

by thejen_i May 1, 2012

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The classic sex move where one does the following:

1. Shave off all your pubes and put them in a little bag.
2. Get a blow-job from someone.
3. When you are about to come get the pubes in your hand.
4. Shoot your load on the persons face and toss the pubes in the semen on thier face.
5. The person has been "tarred and feathered" like British tax-collectors in colonial times.

Man 1: That chick is a total drama queen.

Man 2: Yeah, someone should give her a Tax Collector.

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by Dick Cobra April 14, 2010

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