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Columbine

A schoo where two hate-filled young men went on a killing rampage using tec-9 handguns. Though many things were falsely blamed (such as violent movies, music, and bullying by jocks, the only real cause was the hate of the boys themselves.
marilyn manson didnt have shit to do with Columbine
by John Fields February 17, 2006
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bowling for columbine

"The biggest lie of all in "Bowling for Columbine" is this so-called NRA. Mr. Moore actually expects us ignorant Americans to believe that there exists an organization in America that is so callous as to hold a pro-gun rally less than two weeks after one of the most horrific episodes of gun violence in our nation's history right next to very location where that incident occurred?!"

THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED YOU DUMB HICK!! WHOEVER WROTE THAT NEEDS TO START READING THE PAPERS!!
Proof that right-wing America just can't handle the truth. Michael Moore is too damn honest
by zutroy July 8, 2004
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colinize

1. The process by which a guy named Colin (like in the movie Love Actually) goes somewhere new and tries to have sex with as many women as possible. Also known as Colinization.

2. To spread an STD.

WARNING: Side effects of colinization include ball-scratching, the motto "Whether in war or love, never pull out," and occasionally a Chimpanzee mating ritual of shaking a tree branch and pointing to the genitals.
Person A: Why's Colin over at the ADPi house?

Person B: He's trying to Colinize.

Person A: Ohhhh, so that's why he's shaking that tree branch at your girlfriend....
by Easy Kompany December 31, 2012
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columbine freaks

Shit the columbine freaks are coming after us
by Eugene ligma September 17, 2018
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Columbine

1. A type of flower
2. A high school in Littleton, Colorado

Columbine means an aquilegia with long-spurred flowers.
1. "I love that columbine, it looks better than the other flowers!"
2. "Columbine High shouldn't have been shot up at all."
by Zach T. Radass December 18, 2022
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Constitutional Columbine

The liberal tactic of bringing a gun to school to win friends and influence people.
Did you see the late night comedy show last night it was a real constitutional columbine.
by Devontree September 30, 2021
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Columbine

I totally columbine'd your ass!
by Anonymous September 23, 2003
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