Coffee

(n.), the person upon whom one coughs.

I didn't mean to make Bob the coffee, but I could stop coughing!

by Tim McGuinness May 29, 2008

Coffee

(n.), the person upon whom one coughs.

"Did you just cough on me?"

"Yes, you're a coffee"

by TangoApple December 07, 2009

Coffee

Bad name to be called.

Hey What's up Coffee!

by Kirby March 11, 2005

Coffee

Simply put, it's one of the most pathetic excuses for looking like "a fancy high-strung hunk of 'Can't get my ass out of bed' crap who want's to feel good abput him/her self"

I drink Coffee because it help's me wake up.

by Free from Stupid October 27, 2008

Coffee

Coffee (verb): to procure and drink the drink of gods.

Students on way to school.
Student 1: I'm going coffee?(Rhetorical Question)
(Meaning; i'm going to get and drink coffee, wanna come?)
Student 2: .......
Student 1: (Goes to Cafe and gets coffee)

by Triple shot short black April 15, 2011

Coffee

The shit people drink every morning to wake their ass up. Even though there teeth will yellow to point of being gold and breath so stank the shittiness of it is palpable.

Damn, someone had drunk to much coffee this morning. Yo teeth is blockin out THE SUN!

by Crazybastard4everQWERTY March 13, 2015

Coffee

One who is coughed upon.

Jane coughed on Jim, Jim punched her. Jim is a bad coffee.

I was coughed on, I am a coffee.

by OfficerCash March 26, 2009