Cover-suckered

When you buy a book (or really anything) based solely on a cool cover but the book itself sucks.

"Hey, Ken, how'd you like that BREAKING DAWN Twilight book?"

"Well, Bob, it sort of sucked hard. No girl named Dawn and no BDSM at all. I got totally fucking cover-suckered."

by stealthmouse September 8, 2019

code switch

Speaking in a particular way: using particular terms, references depending on who you’re addressing/ interacting with.

I speak broken english when i talk to people who might not understand certain words and code switch when i’m with my literate fam.

by Catwomynn November 6, 2018

Area Code System

Every human being on the planet can be adequately described using a three-digit number (i.e. area code). The first digit denotes the rating of how attractive the face is (0-9). The second digit describes whether you would sleep with that person or not (0=no, 1=yes). And finally, the third digit describes how attractive the person’s body is (0-9).

Megan Fox is my dream girl, using the area code system, she's a total 919!

by mikeywizzle August 12, 2008

Cyder Sense

Cyder Sense:
1): the sudden feeling that one needs alcohol.
2): intelligence displayed by one whom is under the influence of alcohol.

1): its nearly clocking off time, my Cyder Sense is tingling.. fancy a pint?
2): I got my Cyder Sense last night and started climbing scafolding, with a traffic cone on my head.

by Wilko1984uk October 8, 2014

The cider shits

The shit you have after a day of drinking cheap cider or other cheap alcohol, that has a recognisable smell or might smell like the alcohol you previously drank.

Ah man I had the cider shits proper bad the other day because i drank white storm and lambrini

by north east knowledge September 24, 2017

Morse Code Sex

Closely related to phone sex. However, instead of the intimate couple communicating via phone, they are talking via morse code.

*Click, click, beep, click, bleep, click, click, clack*

Girl: "OH YESSS!"

*Click, clack, clunk, clack, beep, beep, clack, click*

Boy: "OMG, this Morse Code Sex is AMAZING!"

by The guy on superman's PJs April 30, 2010

code somnia

Being unable to fall asleep at night because you constantly feel the strong need to stay up and write computer code - even when you are exhausted.

I was falling asleep in the morning meeting because my code somnia kept me up all night working on my website...

by David Benson April 30, 2007