A Clockwork Orange

Arguably the most moronic book to ever masquerade as a masterpiece. The main problem is, of course, the completely pointless butchering of the English language. I mean really, if I wanted to read writing that garbled I would just read Shakespeare.

"...with his glazzies glazed and sort of burbling slovos like 'Aristotle wishy washy works outing cyclamen get forficulate smartish'."

by Nope4810 April 14, 2005

imagine > Clockwork

Used when imagine pwns Clockie.

damnit is a word - Clockwork
no it's not bitch - imagine

moral = pwned

by imagine March 23, 2003

clockwork

A man's equitment.

Dude, that drunk chick just ruined my clockwork.

by Esch8 March 14, 2003

clockwork orange

an act in which the male - during anal intercourse- spreads semen and orange jello powder onto the females anus and licks it off in a clockwise fashion

hey David, i just totally put a clockwork orange on that chick!!!

by bokizzzle February 4, 2009

Clockworked

A previously favorite song which has become tainted by bittersweet emotions or over-commercialized to the point of losing its nostalgic qualities.

I used to love that Beatles song until Nike clockworked it. It's ruined for me forever. clockwork clockwork orange nostalgia overcommercialization

by Darlalalala August 20, 2015

clockwork orange

"A clockwork orange" is a situation of brainwash that is sometimes prevention related.
It can also be a punishment.
It is always done with images: tv screens, computer, pictures etc...

Did you see the TV show about the danger of drugs?
It is a real " clockwork orange".
Even drug adicts themselves feel guilty with it.

by discobar_galaxy February 12, 2018

clockworkpower

Someone who cant play any games at all with any strength or nobility, but sure as hell tries.

OR Someone with a shitty computer that gets 5 fps on modded minecraft :(

I really hate that ClockWorkPower guy.

by The One and Only Clock April 12, 2018