cocktus ᵗʰᵉ ʷʰᵒʳᵉˢ

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"Hey cocktus ᵗʰᵉ ʷʰᵒʳᵉˢ, wassup babygirlllll"

by daddybryson January 12, 2021

Cockjoust

The action in which two fellow males whip their footlong cocks out after one is cockblocked (when a worthy opponent slaps his cock over yours as you’re about to achieve penetration) and engage in a duel of the fate

“Jim came in and cockblocked me when I was about to meet insertion; I had no choice but to formally challenge him to a cockjoust”

by No.ope December 7, 2021

cocktoaster

Someone who toasts cocks (inside their butt).

Oren, you dirty cocktoaster!

by Erok May 30, 2006

Cocktapuss

One who technicaly has eight penis's.

A dude who is such a fucking stud.

Man, if i could have one wish, i would want to be a Cocktapus!

Shit man, I was such a Cocktapuss last night, I fucked three different chicks!!!

by Oliver, Derek, Max February 3, 2008

cocktopussy

A man, or woman, possesing eight cocks and one vagina.

When that fool masturbates it gets fucking everywhere, he's such a cocktopussy.

by Frank Koerner November 19, 2004

Cocktipus

A sexual creature that can pleasure 8 penises at one given time.

1 in the mouth, 1 in the butt, 1 in the vagina, 1 in each arm pit, 1 in the arches of the feet put together, and 1 firmly grasped in each hand.

Holy fuck look! It's a Cocktipus! I didn't know they existed.

by Rodney777 April 26, 2011

cocktoastin'

When one's penis is either too close to an open fire...or entirely too snuggled beneath layers of clothing inappropirate for the current temperature. When the penis is externally hot...sweaty.

Martha asked Walter if he was OK and he replied, "No, silly bitch, I've been sitting too close to that filthy campfire and I think I have cocktoastin'. Ouch! Find me some salve, you whore!"

by Coots Punk Kendrick March 28, 2007