cockspangle

Someone at the lower end of the intelligence spectrum, prone to making stupid remarks and assertions either in person or often online.

Only an absolute cockspangle would think Nigel Farage should be a Member of Parliament.

by Wighteggy August 7, 2023

cosplainer

Term to describe people who take issue with things on behalf of other people or groups they don't necessarily belong to themselves.

They don't know what they're talking about they're just 'cosplainers'

by Fartronus August 20, 2024

copsplaining

when a law enforcement officer (COP) rambles on making up some BS to try to make him sound like he knows what hes talking about when he actually doesn't

an officer is COPSPLAINING when they say things like:
is for my pretection that you take your hands out of your pockets.....
they don't want you here in this public building so you have to leave and we can trespass you.....
you can't record them in public they have a right to privacy

by auditing the police April 20, 2024

Chucksplaining

To loudly explain or to give your opinion in a loud agressive manner.

Stop chucksplaining to me.

by Racingkart216 August 21, 2025

lanky-smokestack cocksplitter

a lanky absolute fuck-up. a lanky-smokestack cocksplitter is someone who is tall but skinny and fucks up all the time.

"oh my god, josh is such a lanky-smokestack cocksplitter."

"haha i know right, he is so goofy."

by Randers bobanders June 14, 2018

Triple Double Dog Cockspin

The Triple Double Dog Cockspin is when you triple dog dare a girl to rip the skin off of your dick by hopping into it and double spinning as fast as possible.

She hit me with the Triple Double Dog Cockspin last night.

by ewr_gaming June 27, 2021