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Cockslave

Someone who is unreasonably persistant at defending a video games potential flaw, or a video game in general, even when all evidence is stacked against them.
E.g. getting smug and condescending when somebody criticises the update patterns of a game:

"Personally I've no objection at all to waiting and I just love surprises so I hope they don't tell us what's coming with future releases. :steamhappy:"

How it would be used in a sentence:
"Chicken is such a cockslave, why is he even defending that gameplay mechanic when he's only just started playing the game?"
by bighomiemood January 2, 2019
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Cocksalesman

Being such a huge cocksucker, that you should be lisenced to sell it.
"WOW, that guy who just came in was a HUGE cocksalesman!"
by MaTTThomas February 26, 2008
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Cockslayer

A term used for one who is unreliable, never on time, and never comes through with anything he or she may say. Always tells lies, sometimes may be annoying, and overall very biased. This can relflect any person that may have screwed you or someone else over.
Lucas: I can't believe she stood me up last night, why would she ever do that?
Casey: Dude I know right what a cockslayer.

Lucas: Of course, Alex says he was going to get us food for free, but as always he didn't come through.
Casey: I know dude he always finds a way to slay our cocks.
by Alleyoopskim9 November 24, 2011
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cockrape

allen is such a cockrape, he stole my pencil!
by Anonymous September 10, 2003
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Cockslap

When you write penis in big letters on your hand with wet ink, then slap someone round the face so the word _PENIS_ in prints on their face. :)
It's another term for bitchslap basically. (:
"I'll bitchslap you!"
"Oh yeah? Well I'll cockslap you!"
by DinosaurRoarrx March 23, 2010
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phone cockslap

A situation where you dominate a girl over text that you actually cock slap the phone.
girl:"oh babe I cant believe how right you are about that"
dude: "yes, I know. I am the son of Zeus" *phone cockslap*
by eekcmnads December 2, 2009
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cockswane

noun (cocks·wane)
1. The period after erection in which a man's penis returns to flaccidity.
2. Any feeble, impotent, or incompetent person.
1. Woman: Baby, I want to go again. Oh, cockswane already? That was fast.
2. I said Becks, not Milwaukee's Best, you freaking cockswane!
by G-Rass December 28, 2007
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