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cyber cockroach

those people that exist for facebook and how many
friends they have. Once you get them they just don't go
away and they multiply
I let so and so be my friend, now I have 150 more
cyber cockroaches on my list!
by Bird dog man January 18, 2010
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Buff Cockroach

A muscular Cockroach that follows you around during an Acid Trip. He can be anything and everything.
A: Haha Buff Cockroach is live at the Mole Bowl.
B: Is Doink there?
A: Yeah, and his Questionable cousin What.
C: Haha look at that Hamskirt.
by Syuriously October 23, 2009
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Cockroach man

Cockroach man/girl and his/her pals silverfish man/girl, termite man/girl, and flyman/girl infest a building until bad guys either call an exterminator or get caught, but they also do the same thing to the good guys.
Good guys- Fuck cockroach man, why did you have to show up here today?
by Solid Mantis June 6, 2019
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Cockroach

cockroach - if i die... you will die with me
*drags you under the bed*
by I am the KIWI May 9, 2020
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vice cockroach

to be a deputy or vice to a cockroach and be very annoying, stupid and an idiot. Do not be a roach, and don't be a stupid Batery. The vice roach is the opposite of a Bobby the sexy turtle.
Girl: gaybo!

You: wow you're such a vice cockroach
by LPA DEFINES ALL June 9, 2021
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cockroach

n. sometimes referred to as a cockroach player. a man who lies, deceives, and leads a woman on for the purpose of getting her to bed.

derivative: cockroaches are the only organism that can survive a nuclear attack. human male cockroaches can sustain anything. as a woman, you may squish them, pour boric acid on them, think you have heard it all, but they keep surfacing with new player lines or techniques that outsmart even the smartest chicks.

when cornered, these cockroaches often run under the sink to avoid confrontation.
ex.: he kept laying on his cockroach player lines by telling me how much he liked me, how special he thought i was, how hes never felt like this before, how hes falling for me, how he wants to have me around for the long haul, only to find out that after weeks of this behavior, he hit the dust never to be heard from again.
by Dating Tips For Men May 27, 2006
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Ohhhh Shit a COCKROACH

This word is used when you see a COCKROACH
You=walking
Friend=walking
You=see a cockroach
Friend=yell
Friend=Ohhhh Shit a COCKROACH
by REXSHARK=N-Word June 14, 2019
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