Football Cockney

A Cockney football hooligans or Cockney racist scum

I saw a Football Cockney stubbling out of a pub the other day

by Joycey September 14, 2006

cockney

Arrogant, violent, and it many cases unwashed vermin from the east end of London. Lucky they are being wiped out due to rapid London immigration.

Cockney to Cockney at a West Ham match: 'Look, there's some away fans, let's beat them all up even if there are children among them'

by jk5_1986 October 22, 2016

cockem bopers

when you and your buds stick sockem bopers on your dicks and play like that instead of punching

Hey guys, lets play cockem bopers
*sticks sockem boper on dick*

by Nachocock321 August 29, 2009

Cockness Monster

A large serpent bearing resemblance to a penis, often depicted swimming. Commonly drawn in school related materials by more "creative" male classmates. First recorded sighting in a homework planner in 2013.

Student 1: "What the hell is that in my book? Does it have a scrotum for a tail?"
Student 2: "It's just a drawing of the Cockness Monster."

by Dr. River Song January 16, 2015

cockem

Preparing to have sex (cocking your penis)

Man: Are you ready

Woman: But first you should cockem
Man: Oh ok *gun click*

by Marvel2100 October 9, 2017

Cockney Red

Discription of individuals who come from a Greater London but insisted in glory hunting and support Manchester United from the comfort of their own armchair. These individuals are usually born between 1980 and 1999.

Oh look, there's another Cockney Red, glory hunting child bastard

by footybants April 23, 2019

cockney

A cockney Is Somebody From East London, Although people from Other Southern Cities Such As Portsmouth Are Also Occasionally Called cockneys Due To Having A Similar dialect.

Did You see That Southern Cockney the other day?

by John Allen South Coast October 21, 2019