Cockward

A word used to to describe situations that are awkward but with a sexual undertone.

Jim's wife made fun of his performance in bed in front of the neighbors... Wow that was cockward.

by woolfinator August 22, 2017

Cockward

When she goes down and meets yo dick for da first time while her mascara smeared eyes make that awkward eye contact with you. But because of her daddy issues she yanks her own head down to give you the head that is Cockward - but you dig it anyway.

Bro things got cockward last night - after I mushroom stamped my new girl she went belly up and took my worm for the first time. I mean she’s cool and all but that cockward lazy eye she gave me was a boner killer.

by CockwRd April 23, 2020

Cocktard

An unsavoury person who is both a cock(arrogant, conceited) but also expresses educationally subnormal views.

Cock: "Wow he's gay and plays chess!? Retard!"
Everyone else: On the contrary, you cocktard.

by Mr_Brightside March 3, 2021

Cockbarded

Being bombarded by mad amount of dick pics

Sam has cockbarded me for weeks, had to tell him to chill

by Mic.the.freak February 20, 2023