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Cocktapuss

One who technicaly has eight penis's.

A dude who is such a fucking stud.
Man, if i could have one wish, i would want to be a Cocktapus!

Shit man, I was such a Cocktapuss last night, I fucked three different chicks!!!
by Oliver, Derek, Max February 3, 2008
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cocknazi

A flaming radical men's right's activist. A whining male version of a feminist.
Those cocknazis are always whining about how women are just as abusive to men. Well no wonder!
by Miss Swann October 17, 2006
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cockaphobia

cockaphobia is the only way to describe Abby , seen more with girls than guys because of her cockaphobia
by george jones November 15, 2006
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Cockapalooza

Large gathering of males only where the lack of females is defined by the male appendage.
Kevin: Who is going on the camping trip?

David: Eight men only

Kevin: That is a real fucking Cockapalooza!
by Phatneill June 24, 2009
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cockdapuss

a cross between a cock and a pussy... when a dick is at the top of the pussy and then the vagina and then the balls
"thats a fine fine cockdapuss you have there"
by pregs December 2, 2007
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Cocktapus

a Cocktobulon with eight testicles
"Ohhhhh my cocktapus hurts"
by Bobby Joe October 1, 2003
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Cocksnap

- noun (partner dance)

1. a dance step which involves the simultaneous snapping of one's fingers and cocking of one's head to the side; often accompanied by awkward straight-legged kicking.

2. one frequently performs the cocksnap while dancing with a mortified partner.

- verb (partner dance)

tr.
1. to execute such movements while dancing: "The woman cocksnapped arhythmically throughout the dance.

intr.
2. to terrorize male dancers by lurking in the shadows of a dance hall and suddenly springing upon them and devouring a portion of their souls: Oh man, thats the second time tonight that poor Peter has gotten cocksnapped!
Etymology:
Cocksnap is a 21st century mythological figure typically associated with the vernacular dancing cultures of American Pacific Northwest region. Not unlike the 'Boogie man' or Erkoenig, in British and German lore respectively, the Cocksnap causes those with whom it dances to lose their will to live. Supposedly the Cocksnap's name comes from a head movement typically done by the creature while snapping its fingers which, when performed repeatedly, causes her expecting victims unfathomable suffering, leaving them, in the end, empty shells of the men they once were. Cocksnaps are typically female, but may occasionally be male. (see Male Cocksnap)
by Seattle Lindyhop August 26, 2007
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