Cockaroni Pizza

N. A sexual innuendo referring to a nasty slice of penis, this innuendo is usually thrown at people while inside of a car inebriated. Also can be used to attract fat chicks in a house party, especially in Fort Collins

Me: Hey Shamoo Sally, you want some cockaroni pizza tonight?

Shamoo Sally: Not tonight, I'm feeling some high self esteem coming on.

Me: That's too bad, my buddy Andy and I were going to throw in a two for one special.

Shamoo Sally: Well in that case, I'll call some of my largely obese and highly depressed friends.

by Migrodamus October 16, 2009

cockblock

what harry potter does on the regular to ron and hermione, literally almost everyday

whooaa did you see that cockblock the other day?

yeah i can't believe harry put his arm around hermione like that, ron was totally about to make a move

by ashsal June 28, 2011

cockblockers

people who interfere with a person's ability to get laid.
can be used for women and men.

Why are these whores being such cockblockers! I saw him first!

by twouptwodown December 21, 2008

Catie Cockblock

(n.) That one person in your life that always seems to keep you from scoring.

(n.)The hypothetical person that keeps your pants on whether you want them there or not.

Guy: Dude, there she is. That girl is fine.

Friend:check it out, her fat friend came too.

Guy: Dammit, who invited catie cockblock?

by Simpleworks March 30, 2010

Reverse Cockblock Psychology

A method of cockblocking by getting another person to pass on a hot ass girl by pretending not to want them or to want another girl or something else...

A technique used by losers who have no other shot at getting laid. Often use in a drunken haze.

I know you want that girl, quit trying to use reverse cockblock psychology on me.

by teasoak May 13, 2007

food-cockblock

When someone or something blocks you from eating when you ar hungry as fuck

Just as Dylan and Vince were about to go eat, Calvin stepped in and imposed a food-cockblock with conversation.

by DC94s July 6, 2011

cockaroni

Noun. American. 2005.

Synonym for jackass tool dickhead doofus ass clown or any other similar perjorative term meant to indicate an individual, typically male, who lacks intelligence, hipness, or is otherwise notably out of step with immediate social norms.

"Did you see that guy squeel his tires in the parking lot as he peeled out for the JV softball girls? What a total fucking cockaroni, dude."

by Marty March 9, 2005