When a guy with obvious low testosterone levels gets offended by something on the internet and blocks the poster
by Fozzie's Bear May 09, 2021
by apparentlymyname isbeingusedby January 25, 2009
An ugly and/or fat girl or gameless dude who, out of lonliness or possibly sheer contempt keep others from achieving sexual satisfaction with a chosen partner.
That motherfucker Jrge is a cockblocking motherfucker
by Jorge Rodriguez Santos de la Cocina July 23, 2004
John just kept on hanging around, killing any chance of getting laid by Peter...John was such a cockblock!
by Jewels49 February 04, 2010
a fat ugly man who tries to get in the middle of all your relationships.
You do not want this fat ugly man yet he tries to raise hell between you and your boyfriends or guys you talk to.
He's the ultimate cockblocking hater who's mad he couldnt get laid if his life depended on it and needs to go the hell away.
You do not want this fat ugly man yet he tries to raise hell between you and your boyfriends or guys you talk to.
He's the ultimate cockblocking hater who's mad he couldnt get laid if his life depended on it and needs to go the hell away.
by not your girlfriend January 28, 2009
when you are excited about getting a girl who you really like and a stupid dumbfuck fucks it up for you!
by Texas Tech guy who got cockblocked November 13, 2004
This is the act of a good male friend (or sometimes a boyfriend) moving closer to a female friend of his or even dancing with her so that a sketchy, unknown man does not start to get too close. This act is often performed in crowds (ie. clubs).
Often times, if there are more than a 1:1 ratio of guys to girls, a single guy may have to cockblock for many of his female friends/companions.
This is usually appreciated by the female, who generally thanks the male in the cab ride back.
Often times, if there are more than a 1:1 ratio of guys to girls, a single guy may have to cockblock for many of his female friends/companions.
This is usually appreciated by the female, who generally thanks the male in the cab ride back.
That sketchy guy was hitting on my friend so I had to act like her boyfriend, thus cockblocking that sketchy guy from grindin on my friend!
by Amaan July 26, 2005