trench coatting

Tricking people into thinking that you have your life together when you're actuallly just two twelve year olds disguised with a trench coat.

I was totally trench coatting at my job interview

by Trench coatter December 4, 2014

Kurt Cobanging

Fornicating with your significant other while listening to Nirvana

Im sorry for the loud grunge music the past few days my wife and I have been Kurt Cobanging, it's done wonders for our marriage .

by Websters2 June 12, 2015

Salt Coating

The opposite of sugar coating but equally indirect and insincere. Contrary to popular belief, you can get your point across best by not being an asshole but not being too nice either. Salt coating doesn't make a statement any more true despite claims that it is a sign of honesty. Salt coating when criticizing someone often leaves them focused on the toxic garbage words instead of the main point unless they have a strong bullshit filter. Also known as destructive criticism.

Being Honest: I didn't like the dish. It's too sweet for me.
Result: Cook takes the constructive criticism into consideration and improves the dish by making it less sweet.
Salt Coating: A drunken autistic monkey can make a better dish than a worthless shit like you! You trying to give me diabetes?!
Result: Cook is distracted by the insults instead of improving the dish and spends the rest of the time arguing with salt coater.

by The Washed Few March 8, 2019

Powder Coating

(N) when someone cums in your ass and then you turn around and fart in their face.

“He fucked me so hard, when I was done I felt like powder coating his face.”

by CarRSB November 21, 2020

candy coating

When you eat then shit in your partners mouth, and then they proceed to give you a blowjob

Calvin was being a limey bastard instead of just face fucking him, I made him give me a candy coating

by tom1717 December 18, 2008

Kurt Cobaining

The act of cumming on your face or in your mouth after masturbating.

"I was kurt cobaining last night so I could taste myself."

by SmertJane June 28, 2016

Coasting

A guy or girl who goes back and forward between two or more people

One moment they are talking or"messing around" with one person then they go to next and talk or mess with them.
Can't make up their minds on who to be with or talk to.

L.Hunter

Mikey is coasting, he goes back and forward between both girls, He can't make up his mind on who to be with.

by L.Hunter September 10, 2016