clowned

To be hit or slapped unexpectedly by another person. To be "clowned" the receipent of the assault must be in full view of others, and the contact must be limited to one single action that produces; a flailing motion, reeling motion, or any action of retreat on the assaultee's part that appears humourous to onlookers.

"So we were at the club and this guy is mackin' on someone's girlfriend. And the boyfriend is right behind him, but the guy is too drunk to notice. The boyfriend just reached out and clowned him right upside the head."

by Reuben Gong July 28, 2006

Chooned

The process of; going to town, and or; ravaging the vaginal piece of a recent entry to the market.

Jack bruv you're too late, she's getting Chooned.

by C u Ina Bit November 12, 2017

george clooney

A brown paper bag given for liquor/beer bottles/cans after buying liquor at a liquor store and desiring to conceal it.

Hey man, you want a George Clooney for that Jack Daniels?

by alabamaman February 7, 2007

George Clooney

The art of turning loose meat sandwiches into millions.

To dye ones hair like a silver back gorilla to snag middle aged women for sexual favours.

George Clooney = go rilla

by whodatwhodere? January 5, 2008

George Clooney

Altho his hottness may be declining he will always remain the hottest doc on tele in the world eva!!!!!!!!

George i think i need a check up baby!!!!!

by fred durst November 10, 2003

George Clooney

Another name for the frenulum- the sensitive piece of skin attaching the foreskin to the penis.

Man, after all that sex, my George Clooney is in a world of pain.

by Chris LeM January 4, 2011

CLOONEY

Clooney as in George Clooney.
A So So Tv actor of 80's,90's who suddenly someone thought belongs on the Big Screen
Has won an Oscar,But the majority of his movies are B.O. Poision and yet the mother fucker keeps acting
Known to make movies Only* he * wants to see

The older Ben Afflack,only marginally more talented..but barely

"Dude,Let's go See Men who Stare At Goats"

Dude#2:"Fuck dat,I don't wanna see dat shit it's A CLOONEY"

by SexySADY December 17, 2011