When you feel as if you are about to break wind and just as you begin to attempt to pass it, you feel a sudden moist feeling on the edge of your butt cheeks. At this point you come to realize this may not be what you first thought it was and not wanting to turn the back of your legs into a chocolate waterfall, You snap at attention. Immediately clenching your buttcheeks tightly together to avoid any spillage and keeping a firm rigid stance, like a Buckingham Guard. With a cold sweat beginning to form and the feeling of a sharp stabbing sensation in your lower abdomen, you must continue to stay in this position until the pain subsides and you can get to a toilet.
1. As I started to pass gas, I felt a moist sensation and immediately snapped into a Buckingham Clench.
2. As I snapped into a Buckingham Clench, it was quite obvious that this was no laughing matter and despite onlookers gawking and poking and prodding at me, I knew I could not unclench or I would soil myself.
3. Not wanting to crap my pants, I immediately bore the Buckingham Clench in an attempt to hold it all in.
2. As I snapped into a Buckingham Clench, it was quite obvious that this was no laughing matter and despite onlookers gawking and poking and prodding at me, I knew I could not unclench or I would soil myself.
3. Not wanting to crap my pants, I immediately bore the Buckingham Clench in an attempt to hold it all in.
by max nova July 3, 2009
Get the Buckingham Clench mug.It is a word used in Chilean slang, to refer to a another person a a nody way. It can be replaced by the word damnass or matherfucker.
Can be considered like a noun or an adjetive
Can be considered like a noun or an adjetive
"Qué esta diciendo el conchesumadre?" ("What is the mutherfucker saying?")
-Noun example
"Este weon es más conchesumadre que el otro" (This guy is meaner than the other one")
-Noun example
"Este weon es más conchesumadre que el otro" (This guy is meaner than the other one")
by Mehelpingyou December 30, 2011
Get the Conchesumadre mug.South american insult. Concha means vagina in Argentina and in the rest of south america is pretty much a shell. However, concha-tu-madre is an insult.
It could have derived from 2 things:
La concha de tu madre! = Your mothers cunt!
or:
Concha es tu madre! = Your mother is a cunt!
Either way is a pretty good insult!
It could have derived from 2 things:
La concha de tu madre! = Your mothers cunt!
or:
Concha es tu madre! = Your mother is a cunt!
Either way is a pretty good insult!
by Sofia Lima April 10, 2005
Get the concha tu madre mug.A composition (always in wrestling form with one swift movement) in which the sound of two steel chairs hitting one wrestler's body (preferably a Hardy) stands out in bold relief against the discontent of the audience, so as to display its qualities or the performer's skill.
Jim Ross: Benoit's got a contusion in his arm, and Mah GOD King, those DAMN Edge and Christian monsters are not making it any better with the execution of that conchairto.
by Christian's peeps March 16, 2009
Get the Conchairto mug.taking shots of liquor, preferably tequila, rum or vodka out of a conch shell by pouring liquor into the shell and drinking form the base. Usually done with a large audience of people chanting *CONCH SHELL SHOTS!* as they are taken.
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Get the Conchcocken mug.When your stuck in that awkward situation of puckering your asshole because it itches and you don't wanna scratch it for fear of stink finger, and your holding your buttcheeks together cause you also have to take a shit. hence clinching both.
I was sitting at work assisting a customer and i had to shit and my asshole itched. so i had to deal with the double clincher cause i didn't wanna dig in my ass at work.
by swiftverbicide2 December 16, 2009
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