Davy Cockett

The act of firing your love musket on her face, followed by her screaming "Remember the Alamo!"

Did you and Susan have a good time last night?


Yeah, we fooled around for a while and then I gave her a good ol' fashion Davy Cockett.

by everything's bigger in texas April 20, 2009

davy crocket

To defecate into ones hair and spike it up in a festive manner. When it dries, it should look similar to Davy Crocket's "Coon Hat."

When Bobby-James, and Mary-Sue-Ann make thier weekly love, they enjoy finishing up with a brisk "Davy Crocket."

by Wunderboy January 27, 2008

Clocked

To complete all achievements there is in a video game.

To attain 100% completion in a video game.

“I just clocked my new game.”

Friend 1: “I just passed COD4.”
Friend 2: “Well I just clocked it.”

by edu_cated_gamer July 12, 2010

Clockedtasticity

A rating of quality.

You have to be a creator of cool phrases like me.

Then your Clockedtasticity will skyrocket

by Soopahfly June 26, 2004

Crocket

The Crocket (crotch-pocket) is the area between your ass/genitals and the seat, convenient for placing your phone while driving.

Oooooo my prostate is tingling, must have gotten a text from Bill. Hey fetch my phone out of my crocket.

by Assmunch97 August 1, 2017

crocketter

a person who is clever but hates it

will argue with people who they feel deserve it

and is very funny

beth crocketter

by gary montague September 28, 2008

cinco-clocker

Used to describe someone who clocks out at 5, usually to get tipsy on some magaritas and listen to Jimmy Buffet.

Typically a Floridian.

Me and the girls got all cinco-clocker at the bar down by Cocoa Beach. Hell yeah! we spanked some manly ass and danced naked on the tables. Picked up a few bucks on the way. Rocks to be a cinco-clocker!

by RealDefinitionGuyManDude January 6, 2021