Attic-Critter

An individual, archetype: Any college student lacking sufficient funds, who lives, eats, and sleeps in an upstairs attic (devil-laired like, coon infested attic), who turns into a domesticated lagoon creature. It could be any domestic creature really. Could be a fleshy, anthropoid-like, super, slippery, black haired salamander. The person could go into the attic in any shapes, races, or even sizes. Mexican, African American, Hiawatha, or even pauken. The individual then comes out as a live, breathing ATTIC CRITTER.

Look there! 'creak' 'creak' creak'.. 'turns corner'..attic-critter!

by yoyofromishtow September 1, 2009

cliterate

To be knowledgable about the clitoris.

She is so cliterate, she knows exactly where to go!

by Joey Whitter April 20, 2006

Clitler

The leader of the Nazi Organization of Women.

Clitler: Death to men!!!
NOW members: Heil Clitler! Heil Clitler! Heil Clitler!

by CT Vigilante July 4, 2006

Christmas Clutter

An overwhelming amount of Christmas decorations for the space available.

By the time I finished decorating my small apartment for Christmas, I was bumping into all the Christmas Clutter!

by macrent2 December 2, 2009

Congress Critter

A generic term; used to inclusively refer to all members of Congress.

Have you written to your Congress Critters about the state of the economy lately?

by ACRScout February 1, 2010

Crown Critter

A person who supports the British Royal Family by trashing, making defamatory statements (often racially motivated) against Meghan Markle in an attempt to make the Royals look better. These people tend to lack high IQs, they often hide behind a private accounts and tend to be highly uneducated and unattractive. Their comments, videos, and posts are never related to the business of the British Royal Family but merely a smear campaign against the Duke & Duchess of Sussex. Finally, an individual who disregards the actions of Prince Andrew but has an unhealthy obsession with the Sussex’s.

What do you call someone who accepts Prince Andrew but has no regard for Duchess Meghan? A Crown Critter.

by InRoyalNews October 5, 2023

Cock Critter

An individual with the personality and characteristics of a genital crab.
One who is annoying and parasitic in nature.

"Check out my crazy cousin Bob. He lives with my grandparents, doesn't pay them rent, eats their food, and sleeps all of the time!"

by vballhunk May 31, 2005