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Forced Family Climate Bonding

Spending large amounts of time with family, especially children, due to adverse weather conditions that cause closures of schools, work, etc. Normally, this "quality time" soon turns to anarchy and a need for Wine or other booze for the parental units. Usually abbreviated FFCB.
After the fourth straight day without school, the FFCB (Forced Family Climate Bonding) was too much for her to handle and the children were given up for adoption immediately.
by schtingmon February 20, 2011
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Carnist Committee on Climate Change

Carnist Committee on Climate Change (CCCC) is a name that those in the know use to criticize global climate leaders who allow animal agriculture lobbyists to sway them and the public against discussing animal agriculture's relevant effect on climate change - which are 14.5% of total GHG according to the UN.

CCCC was first used on the /r/VeganLobby subreddit
1. The CCCC convinced those passionate environmentalist hippies to vote for subsidizing cow farts again. The world's going to fall apart, but at least we'll have cheese-tho and bacon-tho until the end.

2. We can defeat the Carnist Committee on Climate Change if we just work together to defeat the Animal Agriculture Lobbyists
by Farmer Farts February 4, 2022
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La Mirada Climate Bubble

A climate phenomenon that has caused the climate of La Mirada to stay at a chill 62
degrees. The inhabitants of the city prefer weather that is 62 degrees, no more, no
less.
Boy: You're not cold??

Girl: Nope, its a nice 62 degrees.

Boy: Durp, I forgot you lived inside the La Mirada Climate Bubble.
by candycrazee October 12, 2011
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Climate Changer

(N) slur for a Black American based on the race of the hobos that are starting fires in California and what the official claimed cause is.
Did you see all those Climate Changers out in the streets of LA lighting fires?
by broseidon420 January 12, 2025
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Climate Grifter

One who uses the environmental causes for their gain or as a Trojan horse to spread their ideology to others irregardless of their beliefs or actions.
Al Gore is a multi millionaire Climate Grifter
by Amacord April 6, 2024
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Climate dysphoria

When you're confused as to whether the church, the state or science will determine if climate 🤔 change is real.
I have climate dysphoria because I believe that the church should decide if climate change 🤔 is real.
by Sexydimma September 7, 2023
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Climate Grifter

Climate Grifter
One who promotes green initiatives or theory for personal gain or as a Trogan horse for Ideological manipulation of individuals or groups.
Gore is a multi millionaire climate grifter.
by Amacord April 6, 2024
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