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Forced Family Climate Bonding

Spending large amounts of time with family, especially children, due to adverse weather conditions that cause closures of schools, work, etc. Normally, this "quality time" soon turns to anarchy and a need for Wine or other booze for the parental units. Usually abbreviated FFCB.
After the fourth straight day without school, the FFCB (Forced Family Climate Bonding) was too much for her to handle and the children were given up for adoption immediately.
by schtingmon February 20, 2011
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Carnist Committee on Climate Change

Carnist Committee on Climate Change (CCCC) is a name that those in the know use to criticize global climate leaders who allow animal agriculture lobbyists to sway them and the public against discussing animal agriculture's relevant effect on climate change - which are 14.5% of total GHG according to the UN.

CCCC was first used on the /r/VeganLobby subreddit
1. The CCCC convinced those passionate environmentalist hippies to vote for subsidizing cow farts again. The world's going to fall apart, but at least we'll have cheese-tho and bacon-tho until the end.

2. We can defeat the Carnist Committee on Climate Change if we just work together to defeat the Animal Agriculture Lobbyists
by Farmer Farts February 4, 2022
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La Mirada Climate Bubble

A climate phenomenon that has caused the climate of La Mirada to stay at a chill 62
degrees. The inhabitants of the city prefer weather that is 62 degrees, no more, no
less.
Boy: You're not cold??

Girl: Nope, its a nice 62 degrees.

Boy: Durp, I forgot you lived inside the La Mirada Climate Bubble.
by candycrazee October 12, 2011
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climate arsonist

A politician or public policy expert that refuses to address the policy implications of human's role in climate change and related effects on fire behavior, especially in areas where the Wildland-urban interface has been pummeled by fire.
He spoke with the dignity of a true climate arsonist when he blamed the mega-fires on red tape that prevents massive logging of the public lands, failing to realize that much of area burned was on natural shrublands and public forest land for which he is responsible for managing.
by mlhiss September 14, 2020
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Climate Balling

Trying to use climate change as a means to make fiscal or political capital. It is a pejorative for global warming hysteria. It is used by tools of the left to push a one world government agenda.
Chicken Little is at it again, his Climate Balling is useful mostly for securing a grant for his third rate research.
by GameOver1234 December 27, 2018
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Climate Grifter

Climate Grifter
One who promotes green initiatives or theory for personal gain or as a Trogan horse for Ideological manipulation of individuals or groups.
Gore is a multi millionaire climate grifter.
by Amacord April 6, 2024
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Climate Change

Its too cold, must be due to climate change
Its too hot, must be due to climate change
There is a flood, must be due to climate change
There is a drought, must be due to climate change
There is a fire, must be due to climate change
I ejaculated prematurely, must be due to climate change
by Itsjustmenow May 20, 2025
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