Celebext

Short for celibate text. When you receive a booty call via text message (or sext, if you will) but do not wish to oblige, it is the rejecting response text that brings the lustful thoughts to a halt.

Person 1: Last night he texted me "hey wanna come over?" and I really just didn't feel like doing anything
Person 2: So what did you do?
Person 1: I just sent him a celebext back that said "I just demolished an entire pizza and am feeling like a fat lazy slob so maybe another time?"

by Jita August 11, 2010

celebaketion

a 'celebaketion' is much like a celebration. the main difference is that instead of using balloons, streamers, and the presence of your extended family to rejoice in an event, you use large amounts of marijuana. hence, the 'bake' in 'celebaketion'

person one: hey bro, today is thursday. shall we celebake?
person two: abso-fucking-lutely, let the celebaketion begin!

by amandajo:D December 4, 2010

celeblaze

A portmanteau of the words "celebrate" and "blaze," to celebrate something by smoking marijuana.

Being the only student in the class that did well on the test, Simon decided to celeblaze the occasion when he returned home.

by vivacarpenterro October 7, 2011

ceebulosis

When your not bothered/fucked to do anything

Person1: Wanna come over and finish our assignment

Person2: No bro, I think i've come down with ceebulosis

by Matebroman March 19, 2014

Celebracation

A celebratory vacation such as a birthday.

"I'm off for the next two weeks for my celebracation!"

by LiLiz C. October 20, 2016

celebratarian

a person who generally abstains from a particular activity (e.g. smoking, eating meat) for personal reasons but will make exceptions for special events like birthdays and weddings

Ever since I converted from vegetarian to celebratarian, I no longer feel guilty for having a piece of steak once in a while.

by martinvannostrand August 22, 2021

premature celebration

Throwing a party or celebrating an event before it is appropriate. Most often done in an effort to fit the schedule of someone other than the party honoree.

Kelly: Why are we having cake today? Isn't Cara's birthday next Friday?

Mark: Yeah, but her boss is on vacation next week, so we're having a premature celebration.

by Fireball D May 7, 2009