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Clarinettage

The amount of clarinet practice you have done in a time frame. Clarinettage is slang and can be used colloquially in an informal conversation.
Your friend approaches you and asks, "Hey Sam how much practice have you done today?" I would reply "Well i have done about 3.5 hours of Clarinettage today Gabi, what about you?"
by Samuel Cantori January 1, 2009
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Flaming Clarinet

A sexual act that occurs when person A shits into a clarinet, lights it on fire, and forcible inserts it into the anus or vagina of person B. This is not a sexual act for the faint of heart.
Becky: Ohhhhh, baby, give me that flaming clarinet!
Ryan: I don't know, I just pooped. I don't think I can squeeze one out right now.
Becky: It's fine. I just ate Taco Bell; the poop is flowing like the Rio Grande!
by Cockdriller August 11, 2010
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Clarinet

A long black pole that you suck, blow, and finger.
I play the clarinet
by Synthetic_Block August 22, 2018
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learned the clarinet at school

Slang for 'able to give a fucking fantastic blowjob'.
"Let's just say she learned the clarinet at school," John replied, as his mates crowed loudly and patted him on the back.
by Ferretsoup November 7, 2012
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Clarinet Mafia

Clarinet Mafia is usually a friend group consisting of 6 people. Usually the people’s names would be something like Samantha, Ashely, Alberto, Izabelle, Mia, and Habran but there is always room for more. The Clarinet Mafia group can always have ups and downs but will always stay together. The Clarinet Mafia usually uses phrases such as oh yes, shut up, indeed and many more. The Clarinet Mafia truly is something special. Everyone wants to join a Clarinet Mafia.
Their friend group is in fact a Clarinet Mafia.
by yesohyesohno November 9, 2020
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clariette

a beautiful, intelligent, hard-working, Chinese/Vietnamese girl who has a big heart. Her smile will make you UWU really freaking hard. she has some rbf, ngl but it really do be like that sometimes. she can like Get It. she can Get It All. she's super soft and her brown eyes will make you uwuwuwu. she's super playful, her favorite game is the pretending game. :) what a kween <3
Clariette scared me at first , but she's so sweet.

Yeah Clariette is so cute, she makes me UWU.
by ieat@$$ March 3, 2019
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clarinet fart

That cute little fart that sounds like a single note from a clarinet. It's powerful yet controlled and is pleasing to listen to. Clarinet farts make you and everyone in your surroundings feel musical and classy.
Stacy didn't feel embarrassed about her clarinet fart in the grocery store because the crisp, clear C sharp made everyone feel like they were at the orchestra.
by e-rock April 3, 2015
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