bum clat

translates as "bum cloth", A derogatory term used to suggest that another person is so vain he uses a cloth to polish his buttocks.

your just anorda bum clat!!

by erdword February 23, 2006

clant

An acronym meaning to:Comment Like And Never Talk
It was invented in Long Island New York
It can be used interchangably with the term creeping
To clant you must talk to girls only on facebook, this includes likeing every one of their pictures and statuses bu you never meet them in person.

I go on facebook and clant on so many girls.
Alex:I only talk to girls with 300+ likes on their profile pictures.
Jason:You clant so hard
Alex:Yeah bro I invented clanting. Im a facebook legend.

by abds;a1443 August 22, 2012

eric clapton

an absolutely amazing british blues guitarist born in ripley surrey england, and from a youn gage had picked up a guitar and went from that, listening to blues for hours upon end clapton learned from his idols such as muddy waters and robert johnson clapton started his first band at a young age, this band was the yardbirds, they had a pop following with the song for your love but clapton didnt feel right and soon left the yardbirds, he later joined john mayall and the blues breakers and enhanced his blues sound, from there he went to cream, by this point clapton had a large following of fans and his name was scrawled onto the wall of a london building saying clapton is god...from that point clapton left cream after a few years and went to blind faith a band that didnt last as long as cream or have as many records which broke up in 1970 , clapton then sponsored and played guitar for an england tour for delaney and bonnie, after that clapton tried a more low key band with derek and the dominoes derek being eric, this rouse didnt fool many people, claptons signature sound had been recognized, but while with the dominoes eric wrote his arguably most famous love song "layla" which critics originally hated due to its meaning (claptons love for george harrisons wife), after the dominoes ended clapton started his long solo career and played with many other artists off and on, and he continued to produce his hits through his solo career with songs like "let it grow" "wonderful tonight" which debued on the slowhand album "tears in heaven" which was made in honor of his son who had died falling off a balcony, and "cocaine" clapton suprised many in 91 when he played many acoustic versions of famous songs for the hit show "unplugged" among these songs were acoustic versions of "before you accuse me" "layla" and claptons instrumental "signe", through all these years clapton remains a steeple of blues music, and will always be remembered as one of the greatest guitarists of all time

eric clapton was ironically given the nickname slowhand for his blues artistry on the guitar

by thenextslowhand February 12, 2007

Clatchet

clatchetis when you are both classy and ratchet

We're clatchet, classy AND ratchet

by Froot March 12, 2015

Clacton mum

A new mother from the Clacton/Jaywick area typically but can be from any location that gets pregnant by 15 years old with a boy at least 2 years older, by the time the baby shoots out of her legs only halfway into teenage years, she is already out clubbing totally forgetting the existence of her son, leaving him at home.

John "hey see faith"
Luke " yeah what about her "
John "she's only going out drinking leaving her two-month-old baby at home"
Luke " Just another Clacton mum ain't she"

by millionDOLLARcumSOCK February 13, 2018

Claab

The eater of feet. Claab’s domain is the void, the vast unknown. He travels between our world and his abyss for one sole purpose- feeding off toes

Dude 1: Bro, someone was sucking my toes last night!

Dude 2: Fret not, young one, for Claab has chosen thee!! Let him not be bereft of your toes.. or else.

by DuoVibes March 21, 2020

Claptard

British slang
Someone who (during the COVID-19 pandemic of 2020) clapped loudly every Thursday night at 8pm but did not actually do anything to support the NHS.
Also, typically a staunch supporter of the political party which consistently made cuts to the NHS, resulting in its underfunding and inability to properly protect its staff with the appropriate equipment.

My neighbours are a bunch of Tory claptards.

George didn't donate to the NHS PPE crowdfunder. He's such a claptard.

by batmans_arse April 17, 2020