Cignastti Taint Ripper

When your friend died due to an unfortunate accident at a local hibachi grill watching his beloved Hoosiers win a national title. His friends honored his life by performing the coveted Cignastti Taint Ripper. This act must be performed while giving the eulogy. Eye contact must be continuous towards his widow while removing your finest trousers, and driving your balls forcefully from the balls to the taint in a grinding motion. You are finished when you feel a slight rip on your chode or ballsack.

Chris died while eating a kickass buffet at Mr Hibachi. To properly honor him, AAron performed the coveted Cignastti Taint Ripper. There was not a dry eye among the attendees.

by Lord Chode Chomper March 7, 2026

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cigan

is serbian

Your a cigan

by maderix May 21, 2025

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cigánská voňavka

Low-grade substance meant to be methamphetamine but it's probably something very different like Iododobenzene or some sht... You can get it from fat a gypsy with atleast one front tooth missing in any bigger czech city. And it smells like some cologne a gypsy would use.

Oh man again? They've got to be kidding, bringing me this "cigánská voňavka" shit again..

by felix420 August 23, 2025

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Ilija Cigan

It is commonly mispronounced word. In Balkan it stands for describing a person that is short and likes to steal chocolate bars from supermarkets. Also, it can mean a person with Croatian accent and with blind cat. Person described as Ilija represents a person that has special urge for copper. You should have one Ilija all the time in your friend group!

Person 1: Yo bro, look at that fat 16 year old!
Person 2: That must be Ilija Cigan.

by Yasuo Kid May 6, 2022

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