Bum Chutney

Where winnits gather up all at once, then comes out like salmon paste

by Banny August 07, 2003

chutney love

The art of anal sex between two consenting adults

I'm bored do you fancy some chutney love?
Not if you want to keep all your teeth. Whats on BBC2?

by steveee October 19, 2006

Butt Chutney

A sauce or relish of rectal origin, chiefly spicy in nature and often compounded of both sweet and sour ingredients, as fruits and herbs, sometimes corn, leaves and other debris with spices and other seasoning.

Covington's visit to the taco stand wagon was topped off with a heaping helping of butt chutney. His accomplice Nigel stated "By jove, you've done it again with your foul and pungent butt chutney, my dear old boy!"

by The Intestinal Alchemist August 14, 2008

cunt chutney

a ladies lubrication, hocum, pussy juice etc

man, i can still smell her cunt chutney on my hands

by roco February 06, 2004

chutney ferrit

A homosexual gentleman

Don't speak to him he's a chutney ferrit

by Katy and Neil May 24, 2003

mandingo chutney

The spunk of a black man who dons a massive penis with girth like a python.

He spunked his Mandingo Chutney all over her face and she was a HATER!

by russelbrand.what.a.cuuuunt January 23, 2010

chutney locker

words used to define the build up of shit in your bum crack from a wet fart or a sweaty arse

god! my chutney lockers getting full

by molly1 October 11, 2005