Puerto Rican churro

The act of watching a dank meme while nutting in a ni🅱️🅱️as brain

Chris:Yo ima bout to do a “Puerto Rican Churro”
Bryan:Yo if you cut your leg would it hurt?
Chris:duh of course.
Bryan:But where do???
Chris:In yo leg nigga you actin dumb bruh!!!
Bryan:But yo leg gone be gone so where would you feel da pain?????
Chris:Ima write dat down nigga we gon beat Bill Gates in a Smart-Off.
Bryan:Ni🅱️🅱️a plz “Puerto Rican Churro” me...
Skyla(the “Puerto Rican Churro” victim):U niggas done???

by Don’t use this name June 3, 2018

screaming churro

When a male and female are having intercourse on a sandy beach. They must be doggystyle and the male must pull out of the females vagina, insert his penis into the sand then thrust it back into the womans vagina.

Dude I got drunk on vacation....I was boning my lady on the beach and bad news..... Screaming Churro!

by E dubb September 24, 2007

dipping the churro in chocolate

To have anal sex.

To have anal sex with a Spaniard.

To have anal sex and wishing you had a churro instead of butt pains.

Bro 1: "Hey did you go to Spanish Club last night?"

Bro 2: "Yeah, and I saw a guy dipping the churro in chocolate."

Bro 1: "Don't go to Spain."

by collapsing-a-hole March 20, 2010

screaming churro

When a male and female are having intercourse on a sandy beach. They must be doggystyle and the male must pull out of the females vagina, insert his penis into the sand then thrust it back into the womans vagina.

I really hate her, next bonfire I am going to give her a screaming churro.

by Anaconda June 29, 2005

chuus_churro

AMAZING BRILLIANT OUTSTANDING GO STAN

chuus_churro should post more they are very cool and funny

by Stan Oneus December 18, 2020

un churro de mota

“Un churro de mota” is a term/slang that people use to refer to a blunt of weed.

Guy 1:Ay compa prendase un churro de mota.
Guy 2: bet compa!

by Big veiny black pene March 5, 2021

El Churro'

A large boned individual that often has powdered sugar on his face, that has the ability to feel the magnetism of donuts and churros at 30 paces. El Churro' is also a crime fighter and a debonair ladies man. El Churro' has limited control once donuts are in close proximity and is a slave to his desires. El Churro' loves a wild tale and is to willing enter a dance off at a moments notice. El Churro' is often leading his mariachi band.

Bystander 1: Who is that leading the Mariachi Band?

Bystander 2: That's El Churro'

by Thehammatime August 29, 2021