chuffed to fuck

ecstatic, exceptionally happy over something

"i see alec's chuffed to fuck" commented kevin "one of his gnomes has just come third in the Miss Dagenham competition"
"blimey kev" retorted his dad "who came 1st & 2nd?"
"Two women from Keith Davis' snooker club"

by theWestHamfan December 13, 2003

chaffer

the process of rubbing up to someone and acting in a homosexual manner

Moubarak and nahkle were being chaffer's to advance their footy career's by visiting the coach at his home

by finno July 21, 2006

chuffet

Abbr: Chuffin Muppet. An extreme form of Muppet. Used when someone does something publicly stupid.

Barry tried four times to park his car in a massive space, and then crashed it into a wall. What a chuffet.

by Jones Cold August 8, 2003

Chufter

1: opposite of on fleek
2: a person into strange kinks

1: Dang, Michelle's eyebrows look so chufter today.

2: That nasty chufter Zach tried to jizz in my eye last night.

by Bloody Maya July 6, 2015

Chiffer

Chair Sniffer - A guy who sniffs a chair for "aroma" after a female walks away from it

The chiffer was on his knees smelling the chair just seconds after the office secretary walked away.

by Chiffer2525 July 11, 2009

chuffed

To be quite pleased with oneself in the manner of a child going potty unassisted.

Surrounded by admirers and holding his award, Bono appeared rather chuffed.

by chavychuff April 24, 2009

Chuffe

To fart out of your penis. AKA A penile queef.

I totally chuffed after banging this Italian girl in the ass.

by Chuffie McKegel Hymen. August 7, 2013