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Cubicle 15

Like Freshmen 15, you supposedly will gain 15lbs in your freshmen year. Cubicle 15 is the same, the phenomenon of gaining 15lbs in your first year working in a cubicle.
A: How's your new job?
B: Damn dude, all I do is sit. Cubicle 15, man.

A: I'm getting fat ever since I start that 9-5 life.

B: ikr, #cubicle15.
by nomnombeast December 13, 2014
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Cubicle Land

Corporate slang for the office environment, as a whole.

Cubical Land is a notional concept of any office space where an employee typically works, and isn't really a physical location or cubicle farm. Typically used when talking about a security zone or network subnet.
Hey Erik, you're not going to believe this! Some assclown admin wanted to put all his production app servers on the core network, until I reminded him that 60% of corporate attacks occur from Cubicle Land, not the Internet. He's such a tool.
by Security Wonk August 14, 2008
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cubicle chew

"cubicle chew" is the way to close for comfort chewing sound coming from the cubicle next to you
OMG... I almost just vomitted listening to the guy next to me cubicle chew his turkey sandwich!!
by birdgirl12 April 16, 2010
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Mc Chubble

a Mc Chubble is the combination of a double burger and a chicken burger purchasable on the McDonalds dollar menu. The double burger is split down the middle with one meat patty on each bun. The chicken burger is then inserted in the middle thus creating a Mc Chubble.
Dan: what is that?
Taylor: Its the greatest burger at McDonalds for only two bucks!
Dan: whats it called?
Taylor: The Mc Chubble.
by jcisblindpimp April 2, 2011
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chubble butt

1) chunky plus bubble equals chubble

2) bigger than a bubble butt, it is a chubble butt

3) the new definition of badonkadonk
damn, that girl/boy has a chubble butt
by Tony May 27, 2006
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Cubicle Bomb

This is were you enter another co-workers cubicle and rip ass in their cubicle, leaving it to rot and it becomes trapped.
Hey John, Larry doesn't know it yet, but I just dropped a cubicle bomp on him.
by Jimmy Hat August 24, 2003
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cubicle creeper

a fag who walks by your cubicle and trys to sneakily peek into it, but of course they look away as soon as you look back.
like what the fuck!
guy walks by and looks into your cubicle
DUDE WTF!! You cubicle creeper!
by discontentedcubicleite May 9, 2011
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