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Christmahanukwanzathon

The name you assign to a birthday party, especially if:
1). Your birthday happens to fall during that unfortunate period after Christmas but before New Years eve.

2). You love tolerance, partying and a consuming a famous drink known as the Jonathan Nauck.
3). You NEED to get that last little bit of love out of your system before "The Man" starts holding you down (with his iron fist) once again.
1."Damn, Sheila, I haven't walked right since Christmahanukwanzathon"!

"Well, I guess not, Renee. You was twerkin' on everything but a lamp post"!

2. "Dude, did you see Bill last night? That boy is NASTY!"

"Don't be hatin', bro. Christmahanukwanzathon brought out the beast in that man".

"The beast or the devil or some shit. Either way, he best be apologizin' to my sister on Monday"!
by Black Panties December 27, 2013
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christmatitis

the infection of holiday spirit that leaves you unable to adult.
my christmatitis is so bad i forgot how to wipe my butt.
by badlet April 22, 2018
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christmel

A name for someone who is Homosexual or Gay
My Best friend James is a Christmel
by JamisonRex2000 April 23, 2018
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Christmess

Any number of bags, boxes, wrappings, toys, or any other miscellaneous crap thrown around the room as a result of the Christmas holiday.
Because of this Christmess, I can’t even walk in my own living room!
by imakraut77 December 28, 2018
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Christmonth

Just another name for December, the month which everything becomes about Christmas.
Mike: Hey Joe, merry Christmonth!!!!
Joe: Christmonth?
Mike: Yeah you don’t feel that Christmas vibe everywhere?

Joe: You’re right merry Christmonth!!!
by iamanthonydean December 1, 2019
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christmahannukahwanzaa

For All Those Non-Christmasers, this is a universal word that defines Christmas, Hannukah, and Kwanzaa but without putting forth the effort, and it sounds pretty dope.
Happy Christmahannukahwanzaa YALL!
by Free Juice WRLD December 25, 2019
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Christeta

Christeta is a bhaddie with a heart. Christeta is also someone who is independent, hardworking and she can also pull off anything. Christeta is someone who puts family first. Christeta is the best at everything she does. Christeta is the definition of a boss B with a huge heart.
My mom's name is Christeta!
by Therealbhaddie February 28, 2021
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