Always thinks with the worse of her emotions when someone does something to her. Doesnt believe in coquincidences. Seems to think that when she is told something and it doesnt happen, its told to her to just be a lie. Needs to realized she is very loved, but by a guy that is in a very difficult place. will have to say she is amazing in bed when she is on top, and her favorite song is the $5 dollar footlong song!!!!!!
by Cranky, Revengeful, Lovable, e March 27, 2010
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A mix of words Christ and Cake. Always used in plural form. Use it the same way as you'd use "Oh my God" or "Christ!"
Can also be used in combination with WTF.
Can also be used in combination with WTF.
1)Holy fucking christcakes! That girl Carolyn has'em big ass titties.
2)WTF Christcakes! What is going on?
2)WTF Christcakes! What is going on?
by Fucking Russian August 17, 2006
Get the Christcakes mug.An adorable little blonde haired teddy bear. It is not uncommon for this seemingly innocent teddy bear to lash out with violent intensity, or sexual rage.
Christain Cizek is a teddy bear.
by Man of Men November 13, 2009
Get the christain mug.Most MAMAZING guy ever. the sweetest. all mine. cute funny. can be a jerk and is bi polar. but he only guy for me. the best in bed. is wrapped around my finger cuz he wants to be. The guy im engaged to, the one i will share my life with. smart and is not innocent. Loves his fiance very very VERY much. sexy body, sexxy all around. But other girls who flirt with him will be dead in a heartbeat. is my cuddle bear!
Omg! Christain is the best boyfriend!
by heller_bee October 21, 2010
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