Woke and choked

Early morning sex for BDSM enthusiasts.

We woke and choked this morning, and there are bruises to prove it.

by barebones March 8, 2017

choed

a dick wider than it is longer

that guy had such a big choed his pants ripped off.

by Raool May 17, 2006

Cholesterol

Probably the biggest health myth propagated by the pharmaceutical industry. The body needs both kinds of cholesterol. There is no such thing as "bad" or "good" cholesterol. The study that was done to test cholesterol as a heart disease contributor was flawed. They tested RABBITS (A VEGETARIAN) and a FOX (A CARNIVORE). Humans are omnivores. Just read your information in books and on the internet. Statins lower your risk for heart disease, but increases other major factors for deaths of other causes.

Pharmaceutical Industry Mark: Cholesterol is a bad thing, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Doctors in training: Yes, I agree with that. Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah.

by TheOrtonRevolution January 4, 2011

coleda

The act of spilling food or drink on oneself, typically on a shirt with no collar.

"Hey - Will coleda'd himself at lunch again today. There was sushi all over his shirt!"

by Buckstar October 2, 2007

Chomedy

Something so funny, bizzare, or outrageous that it stops being funny and becomes CHOMEDY.

1. Oh my god, my Guinea Pig doing the crip walk was CHOMEDY.
2. That film The Burbs is pure CHOMEDY.
3. Dude, you remember when we made that fat chick do the truffle shuffle for cheesecake? CHOMEDY.

by Genocide April 16, 2004

Chored

a term which means to steal a tangible moveable good. the term has ironically been CHORED from the rich and beautiful language URDU and many claims this is a British word originating in Scottish high schools however if one was to look at an Urdu dictionary one would know this is an Urdu word which has been around for centuries.

they chored the word 'chored' because that one thing the brits have never stopped doing

by sanaa-albibi January 13, 2020

Cholesterol City

A fast-food restaurant, such as McDonald's or Burger King, serving only fatty foods.

Last night I ate a triple cheeseburger at Bimbo's. That place is cholesterol city!

by KBK January 31, 2005